Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Last of the Summer Corn

Summer is gone.  Autumn is here.  It's a good time to start all over again, in a sort of back to school sort of way.  

The UNFATTENING fell by the wayside this summer.  There were trips and fun food and festivals.  Then came the stress and crazy days at work.  Time flew by without weigh-ins, let alone keeping track of what I ate each day.  

But we must keep going.  Mustn't mull over the past.  Learn from it and move on. 

However, the one thing that I will miss from this summer was the ridiculously fresh corn I'd get from Kerry's farm.  Kerry and family would get up at 5am to pick corn and sell it that day.  Some days they'd have so much, I'd end up buying dozens.  That evening I'd boil and shuck and freeze for later use.

The muffins were good, but my absolute favorite preparation was what Ottolenghi calls fresh corn polenta, otherwise known to the less sophisticated as creamed corn.  And if you really want to get right to it, it's a way to shovel as much of those sweet kernels into your face hole as efficiently as possible. 

Fresh corn polenta with king oyster mushrooms

Extreme closeup of utter deliciousness

You really do have to use fresh corn off the cob for this, because you really need every drop of that milky corn goodness you get when you run the back of the knife against the cob after cutting the kernels off.  I'd also prepare this with regular dried polenta and enjoy it a great deal, especially since wild mushrooms are great in the fall, but it's a completely different animal.  

I'm actually really sad that I won't have this again until next summer.  If I hadn't used up all my frozen corn already, I would have been able to enjoy the taste of a summer memory in the crisp autumn air.  I'll have to plan better next year.   You live, you learn.

Fresh corn polenta with king oyster mushrooms

6 cups freshly shucked corn (or some that you've boiled, shucked, and frozen)
4 oz cream cheese
salt 
pepper
1tsp freshly ground nutmeg
1 tsp fresh thyme (optional)
1/2 Tbs sugar (optional)

1 package of king oyster mushrooms
salt
pepper
sherry or stock

For the corn:

1) Place the corn in a large pot and cover with water.  Bring to a boil and cook for about ten minutes.  If using already cooked, frozen corn, just heat the corn in the pot with a little liquid so the bottom doesn't burn. 

2) Take the pot off the heat.  With a stick blender, process until most of the kernels have turned to mush, but not all because texture is nice.  

3) Add the cream cheese, nutmeg, salt and pepper to taste.   Mix well.  If the mixture is too thick, add a little water or stock. Stir in the thyme.  If the corn is kind of bland (perhaps it was sitting on your counter for a while before you cooked it), add the sugar.

For the mushrooms:

1) Wash the mushrooms well just before use.

2) Slice the mushrooms into 1/8 inch rounds.  

3) Place slices into a pan of 1Tbs of olive oil on medium high heat.  Toss the slices in the olive oil , salt and pepper, then arrange into a single layer.  

4) Sear the mushrooms until golden brown.  Flip each mushroom over and sear the other side.  Yes, it's fiddly and yes you need tongs, but it's worth it to do it right.  Nobody likes slimy mushrooms.  You may have to do this in batches if you don't have the biggest pan in the world.   Just set the cooked ones on a plate while you finish the rest.

5) Place all of your mushrooms back in the pan.  Deglaze the pan with sherry or stock.  Let the liquid reduce to about half and coat the mushrooms with the glaze.  

Serve the corn in a bowl and top with the mushrooms.  Try not to inhale it through your nose while you gobble it down. 

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Hawt Dawgs at GAHD

Deep in an industrial office park in Gaithersburg, there sits a tiny little store with a vinyl banner sign hanging over the door. That banner reads "Greatest American Hot Dogs".  

This is their menu.  

The hot dogs are the good quality kind that snap when you bite into them, so already they are something to go out of your way for. Lucky for me, perhaps unlucky for THE UNFATTENING, it's really close to my house.  

These are the hot dogs and half smokes and sausages I have met and/or consumed.
DC half smoke and West Virginia.  Being raised in the DC area, of course I had to try the half smoke with chili.  I was not disappointed in the least.  The WVa is apparently particularly popular.  (Though Laura says pretty much everything on the menu gets ordered evenly.  And yes, I know the proprietor's name.  And she knows mine. Shut up.)  I love slaw on a hot dog.

Boston and Florida and onion rings.
Boston has baked beans, naturally. Hot dogs and beans are good friends. Florida is bacon wrapped and topped with a fried egg and cheese. No idea if this is popular in Florida.  Makes a damn fine heart attack for a breakfast, though.

Ballston and Idaho.  The Ballston is just a Boston with a half smoke instead of a hot dog.  Idaho is topped with potato salad.  I figured if I like slaw on a hot dog, potato salad must be pretty good too. It is.

Maui has thin slices of fried Spam and a delicious sweet and spicy pineapple habanero salsa.

Seattle Grunge is sriracha spicy but balanced with cooling slices of cream cheese.  Apparently they love cream cheese on their dogs out there.  This was definitely a flavor explosion.  And it's so pretty! Like it's topped with confetti.  

Dupont slaw half smoke.  Had to have their half smoke again, it's so good.  Tasty made tastier with a side of tater tots.

495 beltway is wrapped in bacon and dressed like a sandwich.  No idea why it's called a 495 but I won't say 'no' to a bacon wrapped dog.  It's a good choice if you want to be able to really taste how great a bacon wrapped hot dog is.

Miami choripan is a spicy chorizo topped with super garlicky chimichurri nestled in a buttered and grilled roll.  Bring mints. Or just don't make out immediately after consuming this.  You've had enough oral stimulation anyway.

You can also get sides that you'd usually get at a fair.  In addition to tater tots and onion rings, I've tried these:

Fried pickle spears with angel sauce (like thousand island).  Good if you like your fried pickles this way.  I actually prefer chips to spears but I had to try these.

Whirly fry is crispy like potato chips...

But you can soften it up a bit when you cover it in chili and cheese.  Then you can die happy.  

Everything I've had at GAHD has been totally worth every bite.  Expect an update because my friends and I will get through the whole menu, even if it kills us.  Which wouldn't be too surprising.  But it'll be fun on a bun!